Christmas in June

Mrs. Clause Goes to Law School

Just like every other large corporation Santa has experienced his share of lawsuits. Here we see Mrs. Clause doing legal research to assist the legal team. At least the weather here in L.A. is better than the North Pole.

It's a Wonderful Life

Every time a bell rings an angel gets her wings... and, apparently, a leopard print bag too!

Comedy or Tragedy?

It's hard not to laugh AND cry at this get up. But for now, we're leaning toward laugh. Come on... the knee highs with the platform granny boots! We know you're laughing right along with us... at least on the inside. Admit it!

Whoopie, Meet Gordon

Whoopie Goldberg meets Gordon Gekko is the only way to describe this young professional's hair-DON'T! No, that's not a bird's nest on her head... though she might have a few twigs and branches in that unfortunate mess of Rasta curls! As her good friend Bob would say...

I smoke two joints in the morning
I smoke two joints at night,
I smoke two joints in the afternoon
and it makes me feel alright

Workin' It!

Oh no she di'nt... Just your typical downtown prosti-tot in her Daisy Dukes... barely. This daisy aint feelin' so fresh!

Dude Look Like a Lady...

Dude? Duuuuude. No really, dude. Forget the hair, forget the man bag, but socks and thongs, really?

Blue Tight Special!

Attention K-Mart Shoppers, there is a BLUE TIGHT special located at the Civic Center today.

No really! How often do you see something like this... once in a BLUE MOON?

He's Too Sexy

He's too sexy for L.A.... too sexy for L.A. So sexy it hurts... MY EYES!

Look, It's Morticia

Morticia, the matriarch of the Addams Family, made a brief appearance on 5th Street in downtown last week. No autographs, please! Duh duh duh duh, snap snap.

Baby Got Back

This just in from our stringer in the Antelope Valley. While attending his son’s high school graduation, VinAmatti snapped this fashion foul in action. Not sure where to begin with this crap-o-licious photo… the bad dye job… the back fat… the bra strap. Bottom line: foul isn’t just for L.A.