Eclipse or Elita?

Channel 4's silicone-enhanced weather girl, Elita Loresca (AKA Boob-Elita), seems to have found two of German singer Nena's "99 Luftballons." Now, we're on the look out for the other 97. Seen any?

Punked!

No, they weren't riding the train together. But they may share the same stylist! What's even more amazing than the amount of product used to create these punk-alishous hairdos? We worked up enough courage to snap these shots... and lived to post another day!

Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star...

This occasional train rider, affectionately known as Twinkle Toes (Twinks for short), has wiggled his way into our hearts -- cut out Converse and all!

Another Sighting

Another downtown sighting of the elusive BHG... this time spreading his good will and cheer to fellow passengers on the Red Line. Please note the uniform... white button-down shirt, dark slacks, Ray-bans, ever-present backpack and look of utter disdain for all human-kind!

You'll be seeing more of him... much more. We promise! As our friends in Duran Duran said, "We're on the hunt, we're after you Mr. BHG." (Okay, we added that last little part.)