Safety First

Okay... now, I've got my bright orange vest so these crazy L.A. drivers can see me when I cross the street. Check! Sensible shoes so I won't twist my ankle on this faux cobblestone. Check! My rolley bag so I won't injure my back and/or shoulder lugging around my first-aid kit. Check! My helmet... wait, where's my helmet? Must have left it in the bunker. Darn!

Not Even a Belt

So get this... I stumble out of my boyfriend's bed this morning and my clothes are no where to be found. I had to grab one of his shirts (thank goodness he's an XXL) and my dominatrix shoes -- the ones I wore to the club last night (aren't they sexy). Ooops, gotta go, it's time for the walk of shame!

Personal Foul!

Personal foul 15 yards against the ref for wearing shorts that are too short and being too fat. Oh and lets not forget to subjecting the players and the fans to this sight. I thought there were laws against this.

I Am Mullet Man

Is it a girl, is it a dude no it's Mullet Man! The cut up t-shirt and skin tight jeans is just a bonus on this one.

Thank you to our stringer in the Santa Clarita Valley.

Yummy in My Tummy

Amusement parks offer up so many, many choices for us but this one was particularly good. This poor misguided young woman thought that the tattoos on her stomach, thighs (and elswere I hate to imagine) went so well with that dangle belly piercing jewel (you're gonna have to take my word on that one) and those extra long acrylic nails that haven't been in style since the 80s. I especially love how the rolls of her body eat her clothing to help accentuate the body art.

Smart Dressed Man

So ZZ Top wasn't actually singing about this guy. I think Pokadots, pinstriped pants (trust me on this) and the shinny gold vest just don't qualify as "smartly dressed". Not even the "green" brown bag lunch can accessorize this out of our blog.

Alice in Wonderland?

Looks like the "Mad Hatter" and the "White Rabbit" have left wonderland for better employment. Here they are seen walking through the tunnel in L.A. Union Station. If it's not strange enough it looks as though the "White Rabbit" is wearing a dress. I say "Off with their heads".

Walk of Shame

Well it looks like this girl had to do the "walk of shame" coming to work in last night's clothes. Ladies let this be a leason to you. Keep a change of clothes at the office for awkward times like these and for heaven's sake if you are going to wear last night clothes at least take off the thigh highs.

What's Your Bag, Man?

If a man carries a bag, but the bag has a monkey on it... oh, never mind.

Check It Out!

Check out this guy... um, girl... um, you decide. From our stringer in Brooklyn, NY. Gotta love the subway!

Scary Spice

Scary Spice made another appearance on the train... this time, instead of cotton candy hair, she had a colorful spaghetti do goin' on -- complete with meatball on top!

Recent Graduate?

Ummmm... maybe you should consider sending your kids to private school?

Bombshell?

Jesse James' ex, Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, makes a brief appearance downtown... allegedly.

Ballerina Bob

Just after this photo was snapped, Ballerina Bob did the perfect priouette! If only we had video...

Fashion Fowl

Birds of a feather foul togeather.

It's a 2fer

One of our Amatti Boys went shopping at Wal-Mart in Santa Clarita the other day and found this. It took some hiding behind racks, racing down asiles but he got this pictures (which speaks for itself). Not only do we get to post it here BUT it has been submitted to PoWM. I'm just giddy with excitment thinking that one of our pictures could be posted on PoWM!!.

No (intentional) Joke...

Don't think she (yes, it's a she) meant this to be funny, but what else can you do but laugh? Hmmmm, all of a sudden, I'm craving cotton candy!?

Dude Really?

It's hard enough being a trans-gender male but did you have to wear a purple swirly shirt with an animal print skirt. It gives the rest of the trans-gender males a bad name. What would Rue Paul think. sheesh.

Viva Las Vegas

Please people even in Las Vegas there are some things that should never see the outside of your hotel room and this is one of them. As our stringer Alan pointed out this man even clashes with his glasses. Obviously he brought all of the clothes his wife won't let him wear at home and the "men" that are with him either don't know better or just enjoy pointing and laughing.

No Those Aren't Hands

Take a closer look... closer... there you go. Nope those aren't hands. Must be telling us that he's in favor of "medical marijuana".

Bermuda Shorts Aren't Just For Women

This is a real man. Not only is he willing to be overweight and sport skinny jeans, but he has made cutoffs out of them to show just how manly he really is. You go girl, I mean guy.

Mama Caliente!

Check out this hot mama... complete with stylishly shredded shirt, jog bra, low-rise jean shorts, fuzzy slippers... and don't forget the nice belly flap. You know she's thinking, "Yeah, I'm all that... and a bag of jalapino-flavored chips!" SNAP!

Normal or Not?

Now, I know what you're thinking.... How does this picture qualify for the blog? It's not a bad picture... So what, he's got nice legs, short skirt, off the shoulder top... the boots might not totally match the outfit but.... wait a minute.... was that a typo? Did Alan really just say "he"? Well.... It's not a typo.... Yes, this is in fact a 6'3" black man walking up 5th street..... And trust me when I say you did NOT want to see the front!!

Confused...

Did someone rip the back of her shirt or is it supposed to be that way? Is that a tramp-stamp or tie-dye on her upper back? Why the sweater on one shoulder? Did she have her hair in a ponytail earlier, or does it just naturally have a weird crinkle in it? So many questions... so little time. **sigh**

Coat of Arms... or Legs

Look closely. No, those aren't bugs crawling up this guys pants... they're little, teeny, tiny coats of arms. Yes, as in family crests. Whatever...

The Future

Let me introduce you to the future leaders of our great nation. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Racerback

For those of you out there who don't know: RACERBACK BRAS ARE MEANT TO BE WORN WITH RACERBACK SHIRTS! I feel better now.

Where's Jillian When You Need Her?

Okay, so this wasn't taken in downtown L.A. It was submitted by our newest stringer in the IE. But close enough. All I can say is... I hope that's a guy!

Nancy Sinatra Would be Proud!

These boots are made for... for... I'm not quite sure. But enjoy!

Boy Named Sue...

Yes, that is a guy in a skirt... not a kilt... just a grey, pleated skirt. You're welcome.

Wild!

I've heard of cougars... but not zebras. Wonder what she's hunting?

Going Ga Ga

Lady Ga Ga joined us on the train yesterday... can you believe it? Check out the jaunty hat, trendy tutu and fingerless gloves!

Brooklyn Born

From our stringer in Brooklyn, N.Y.:

Those are black lace gloves and a white beaded purse, red coat, green tights, and a black very mini skirt with that animal print top. I couldn't make this up. Good ol Brooklyn!!!!