The Elusive BHG

Gotcha!

We've been on the hunt for months trying to get a clean shot of Bad Hair Guy (aka BHG). Finally, we nabbed him. Even two boxes of strawberries couldn't hide those hideous locks from our camera's prying eye!

Crack Kills!

Jared would be so proud...

about the foot-long Subway,
NOT the ASS hanging out the bottom of that
napkin-doing-double-duty-as-a-skirt.

Would ya please just put that thing away...
the ASS, not the sandwich.

Lost Little Raggedy Ann

Lovin' it!
Raggedy Ann seems to have lost her Andy... and her MIND!

The farmer in L.A.

The farmer in L.A.
The farmer in L.A.

Hi-ho we're merry-o.
The farmer in L.A.

Who wears short-shorts?

Who wears short-shorts? He wears short-shorts.

If you dare wear short-shorts... don't ride our train 'cause you'll end up on this blog!

No time to change

"But, boss, I just didn't have time to change out of my baby-doll nighty...
I had to pick up doughnuts for the office staff meeting this morning. Want one?"

Pimp-tastic!

Behold... L.A.'s own pimp-tastic version of Huggy Bear, the golden-hearted street informant from the '70s hit show "Starsky and Hutch," with just a little more swing in his step. SNAP!

Lions, tigers and hairs.... Oh My!!

No you aren't in Kansas any more and this isn't the cowardly lion... it's just another day in the zoo we call the L.A. subway.