Our friend and #1 fan and supporter of Foul has done it again! This time from across the pond in Ireland. Thank you Alan! They are seriously trapped in a different time and space where punk meets frumpy and you've got two amazing Fouls. This is almost better than a pot of gold... Almost.

High Fashion at the Princessa Station

When she was getting dressed in the morning did she actually think I better wear the good flannel shirt and flip flops with the fishnet stockings? But what you can't see is the bad home perm and the cigarette hanging from her lips. Maybe next time.

Just Doggone Bad!

Even the dog is disgusted with this Peggy Fleming meets Dr. Seuss outfit. Can you blame him? Thanks, Alan, for capturing this one!!!

Safety First

Okay... now, I've got my bright orange vest so these crazy L.A. drivers can see me when I cross the street. Check! Sensible shoes so I won't twist my ankle on this faux cobblestone. Check! My rolley bag so I won't injure my back and/or shoulder lugging around my first-aid kit. Check! My helmet... wait, where's my helmet? Must have left it in the bunker. Darn!

Not Even a Belt

So get this... I stumble out of my boyfriend's bed this morning and my clothes are no where to be found. I had to grab one of his shirts (thank goodness he's an XXL) and my dominatrix shoes -- the ones I wore to the club last night (aren't they sexy). Ooops, gotta go, it's time for the walk of shame!

Personal Foul!

Personal foul 15 yards against the ref for wearing shorts that are too short and being too fat. Oh and lets not forget to subjecting the players and the fans to this sight. I thought there were laws against this.

I Am Mullet Man

Is it a girl, is it a dude no it's Mullet Man! The cut up t-shirt and skin tight jeans is just a bonus on this one.

Thank you to our stringer in the Santa Clarita Valley.

Yummy in My Tummy

Amusement parks offer up so many, many choices for us but this one was particularly good. This poor misguided young woman thought that the tattoos on her stomach, thighs (and elswere I hate to imagine) went so well with that dangle belly piercing jewel (you're gonna have to take my word on that one) and those extra long acrylic nails that haven't been in style since the 80s. I especially love how the rolls of her body eat her clothing to help accentuate the body art.

Smart Dressed Man

So ZZ Top wasn't actually singing about this guy. I think Pokadots, pinstriped pants (trust me on this) and the shinny gold vest just don't qualify as "smartly dressed". Not even the "green" brown bag lunch can accessorize this out of our blog.

Alice in Wonderland?

Looks like the "Mad Hatter" and the "White Rabbit" have left wonderland for better employment. Here they are seen walking through the tunnel in L.A. Union Station. If it's not strange enough it looks as though the "White Rabbit" is wearing a dress. I say "Off with their heads".

Walk of Shame

Well it looks like this girl had to do the "walk of shame" coming to work in last night's clothes. Ladies let this be a leason to you. Keep a change of clothes at the office for awkward times like these and for heaven's sake if you are going to wear last night clothes at least take off the thigh highs.

What's Your Bag, Man?

If a man carries a bag, but the bag has a monkey on it... oh, never mind.

Check It Out!

Check out this guy... um, girl... um, you decide. From our stringer in Brooklyn, NY. Gotta love the subway!

Scary Spice

Scary Spice made another appearance on the train... this time, instead of cotton candy hair, she had a colorful spaghetti do goin' on -- complete with meatball on top!

Recent Graduate?

Ummmm... maybe you should consider sending your kids to private school?

Bombshell?

Jesse James' ex, Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, makes a brief appearance downtown... allegedly.

Ballerina Bob

Just after this photo was snapped, Ballerina Bob did the perfect priouette! If only we had video...

Fashion Fowl

Birds of a feather foul togeather.

It's a 2fer

One of our Amatti Boys went shopping at Wal-Mart in Santa Clarita the other day and found this. It took some hiding behind racks, racing down asiles but he got this pictures (which speaks for itself). Not only do we get to post it here BUT it has been submitted to PoWM. I'm just giddy with excitment thinking that one of our pictures could be posted on PoWM!!.

No (intentional) Joke...

Don't think she (yes, it's a she) meant this to be funny, but what else can you do but laugh? Hmmmm, all of a sudden, I'm craving cotton candy!?