Metro Family

They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're altogether ooky,
The Metro Family.

What is this thing?

Luigi found this in his lap one evening. Ewwwww! Not it's not a dead cat or a new sci-fi movie it's someone's nappy hair. Poor Luigi. No amount of Purell or Fabreeze would make it go away. Next time we will be prepared with Nair.

Ew-do

Even Joseph's coat of many colors couldn't help this poor woman suffering from exo-cerebral syndrome - the rare disease in which the brain grows outside the skull.

Little House on the Platform

Looks like Laura Engles Wilder decided to runaway from home and ended up here in LA. Here she is in her modified prairie dress trying to fit in. She should have lost the green furry stockings on the way.

DWTS Contestant?

It looks as if Channel 4's weather girl, affectionately known as Boob-elita, is planning to audition for Dancing With the Stars following the morning newscast. Or maybe at the Bada-Bing? We're just sayin' ...

Lots of hair

Great hair! Is that really a comb-over? Would have never known. Ew!

Butterfly?

We even have big bugs in LA.