No Those Aren't Hands

Take a closer look... closer... there you go. Nope those aren't hands. Must be telling us that he's in favor of "medical marijuana".

Bermuda Shorts Aren't Just For Women

This is a real man. Not only is he willing to be overweight and sport skinny jeans, but he has made cutoffs out of them to show just how manly he really is. You go girl, I mean guy.

Mama Caliente!

Check out this hot mama... complete with stylishly shredded shirt, jog bra, low-rise jean shorts, fuzzy slippers... and don't forget the nice belly flap. You know she's thinking, "Yeah, I'm all that... and a bag of jalapino-flavored chips!" SNAP!

Normal or Not?

Now, I know what you're thinking.... How does this picture qualify for the blog? It's not a bad picture... So what, he's got nice legs, short skirt, off the shoulder top... the boots might not totally match the outfit but.... wait a minute.... was that a typo? Did Alan really just say "he"? Well.... It's not a typo.... Yes, this is in fact a 6'3" black man walking up 5th street..... And trust me when I say you did NOT want to see the front!!

Confused...

Did someone rip the back of her shirt or is it supposed to be that way? Is that a tramp-stamp or tie-dye on her upper back? Why the sweater on one shoulder? Did she have her hair in a ponytail earlier, or does it just naturally have a weird crinkle in it? So many questions... so little time. **sigh**

Coat of Arms... or Legs

Look closely. No, those aren't bugs crawling up this guys pants... they're little, teeny, tiny coats of arms. Yes, as in family crests. Whatever...

The Future

Let me introduce you to the future leaders of our great nation. Be afraid. Be very afraid.