I Am Mullet Man

Is it a girl, is it a dude no it's Mullet Man! The cut up t-shirt and skin tight jeans is just a bonus on this one.

Thank you to our stringer in the Santa Clarita Valley.

Yummy in My Tummy

Amusement parks offer up so many, many choices for us but this one was particularly good. This poor misguided young woman thought that the tattoos on her stomach, thighs (and elswere I hate to imagine) went so well with that dangle belly piercing jewel (you're gonna have to take my word on that one) and those extra long acrylic nails that haven't been in style since the 80s. I especially love how the rolls of her body eat her clothing to help accentuate the body art.

Smart Dressed Man

So ZZ Top wasn't actually singing about this guy. I think Pokadots, pinstriped pants (trust me on this) and the shinny gold vest just don't qualify as "smartly dressed". Not even the "green" brown bag lunch can accessorize this out of our blog.

Alice in Wonderland?

Looks like the "Mad Hatter" and the "White Rabbit" have left wonderland for better employment. Here they are seen walking through the tunnel in L.A. Union Station. If it's not strange enough it looks as though the "White Rabbit" is wearing a dress. I say "Off with their heads".

Walk of Shame

Well it looks like this girl had to do the "walk of shame" coming to work in last night's clothes. Ladies let this be a leason to you. Keep a change of clothes at the office for awkward times like these and for heaven's sake if you are going to wear last night clothes at least take off the thigh highs.

What's Your Bag, Man?

If a man carries a bag, but the bag has a monkey on it... oh, never mind.

Check It Out!

Check out this guy... um, girl... um, you decide. From our stringer in Brooklyn, NY. Gotta love the subway!