Fashion Pioneer?

No, it's not Half-Pint... not even Laura Ingalls would wear this dog of a prarie dress!

Don't Adjust Your Screen!

He really is wearing a black and BRIGHT yellow plaid shirt with matching oversized shorts. Hey, it's all the rage on Broadway... you can probably get a good deal, too! Just tell 'em Homie sent you!

What the...?

We all have a bad hair day every once in a while... even the AmattiGirls. But it seems every day is a bad hair day for this poor schmuck. Sideways pompadour or serious comb-over? You decide.

We're catching on... or maybe just contagious?

From our cousin... DanAmatti:

I have got to tell you, every time I put my camera away someone of interest walks around the corner. A man in a Michael Jackson sequin suit, pimp machine which was so bright it just about blinded me. A woman at Pershing square with lightning fried hair and the face to go with it. A man changing clothes down to almost nothing on the corner (what he had left on was around his knees) and two young men both with dreadlocks, army boots, knee length red and green tartan shorts and a pogo stick.

Remember keep that camera out at all times.

Urban Cowgirl

This urban cowgirl sure puts the 'ho in ho-down!!!

The Elusive BHG

Gotcha!

We've been on the hunt for months trying to get a clean shot of Bad Hair Guy (aka BHG). Finally, we nabbed him. Even two boxes of strawberries couldn't hide those hideous locks from our camera's prying eye!

Crack Kills!

Jared would be so proud...

about the foot-long Subway,
NOT the ASS hanging out the bottom of that
napkin-doing-double-duty-as-a-skirt.

Would ya please just put that thing away...
the ASS, not the sandwich.