Safety First

Okay... now, I've got my bright orange vest so these crazy L.A. drivers can see me when I cross the street. Check! Sensible shoes so I won't twist my ankle on this faux cobblestone. Check! My rolley bag so I won't injure my back and/or shoulder lugging around my first-aid kit. Check! My helmet... wait, where's my helmet? Must have left it in the bunker. Darn!

Not Even a Belt

So get this... I stumble out of my boyfriend's bed this morning and my clothes are no where to be found. I had to grab one of his shirts (thank goodness he's an XXL) and my dominatrix shoes -- the ones I wore to the club last night (aren't they sexy). Ooops, gotta go, it's time for the walk of shame!

Personal Foul!

Personal foul 15 yards against the ref for wearing shorts that are too short and being too fat. Oh and lets not forget to subjecting the players and the fans to this sight. I thought there were laws against this.

I Am Mullet Man

Is it a girl, is it a dude no it's Mullet Man! The cut up t-shirt and skin tight jeans is just a bonus on this one.

Thank you to our stringer in the Santa Clarita Valley.

Yummy in My Tummy

Amusement parks offer up so many, many choices for us but this one was particularly good. This poor misguided young woman thought that the tattoos on her stomach, thighs (and elswere I hate to imagine) went so well with that dangle belly piercing jewel (you're gonna have to take my word on that one) and those extra long acrylic nails that haven't been in style since the 80s. I especially love how the rolls of her body eat her clothing to help accentuate the body art.

Smart Dressed Man

So ZZ Top wasn't actually singing about this guy. I think Pokadots, pinstriped pants (trust me on this) and the shinny gold vest just don't qualify as "smartly dressed". Not even the "green" brown bag lunch can accessorize this out of our blog.

Alice in Wonderland?

Looks like the "Mad Hatter" and the "White Rabbit" have left wonderland for better employment. Here they are seen walking through the tunnel in L.A. Union Station. If it's not strange enough it looks as though the "White Rabbit" is wearing a dress. I say "Off with their heads".