Friday, May 30, 2008

The One That Got Away!

The other day, while on safari at a Metro Red Line subway station, SidAmatti spotted a spectacular specimen of the HoochiMomma variety. This particular variety of Hoochi is indigenous to Lancaster, but occasionally can be spotted downtown. Sid described this HoochiMomma as a rather heavy woman wearing a bright orange halter top and VERY short mini skirt. Unfortunately, while Sid was in pursuit of the picture, the Hoochi disappeared. According to Sid, the Hoochi was able to make such a quick escape into the dark, underground corridors because her high beams were blazing! So if anyone is able to snap a picture of the elusive HoochiMomma, please notify us immediately - we would love to study it in depth.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Ladies....since I live in Lancaster, as does Rose Amatti, please don't use hoochi and Lancaster in the same sentence, or at least specify that "among the ladies of Lancaster, there is a large sprinkling of hoochi's"....
Thank you,
Jan Amatti ;o)